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Re: Bus Porn

Postby paquebot » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:24 am

Martyrs Forever wrote:Why are all these vans showing up near Paquebot's house? I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. Something ain't right, here...


The Pocheon van is the only one that I've spotted near my place. Hwaseong's van was parked, rather appropriately, right outside their giant stadium in the middle of nowhere.

Based on what HolyJoe has said about the club's website, Pocheon might be in need of an English translator. After that van sighting I double-lock my door at night but still worry about a kidnapping attempt by the club. Pocheon is close enough to the border where they probably run some sort of labor camp for failed youth talent and other 'undesirables' in the area.
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby FCSeoul » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:06 pm

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:06 am

Good to see the club have got at least something sorted with the new logo... someone somewhere is not a happy chap because Tancheon is still decked out in all the old Ilhwa stuff.

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Re: Bus Porn

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Martyrs Forever » Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:59 pm

Some of those poses are like singles websites...Lonely in Gyeongnam - Single male, 24, loves dribbling, shooting and dressing-room tomfoolery WLTM fun-loving females for movies, strolls by the sea and watching romcoms in bed....

...the manager, however, looks like he just passed wind and got away with it...

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby OttoSilver » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:42 pm

The description of the manager is so spot on.
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:05 am

That is a proper team bus, I like it. It would be a shame if someone took a chunky black marker and defaced the players' faced in an amusing fashion...

There's one obvious flaw in having giant pictures of your players on the side of the bus and that is, just like with team calendars, you're more than likely to punt at least one of the blokes featured midway through the season. Got my wee boy an Aberdeen calendar for his Christmas and by early January about five of the players featured in it later in the year had already been moved on...

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:40 am

Korea Hydro & Nuclear Power must have bought a new bus for their Gyeongju-based team as they appear to have donated their old bus to the Gyeongju Football Association. Gyeongju FA are planning on using that bus for a number of football clubs including the Challengers League side that they run in the city.

This is an interesting one then, how many other buses have been 'transferred' between clubs? We've already figured out that the open top tourist bus has been used be a load of teams for their victory parades, but where do football buses go when they finally outlive their usefulness? Should I start buying them for my football museum?

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:48 am

Forget that, I've found a company that appear to manufacture 'advertising wrapping' for vehicles and I can get them to custom make all sorts of vehicles for me. They've just done up three people carriers for "Song Chong-guk FC" and also appear to have done buses for the Daejeon SportsToto women's team and Shin Tae-yong's Football Academy. Can't be that much to get an ROKfootball bus done up...

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Martyrs Forever » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:28 pm

That bus is better than my house! Why do we need houses? I'm getting me a bus with some big pictures on the side.

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Gyongmaman » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:42 am

Bit of a voyeur pic here but I was already inside the Suwon World Cup Stadium this afternoon and walking around the perimeter when I spotted this rather curious thing behind the North stand. It was some distance away but I pressed my phone up against the metal railing and put it on maximum zoom to reveal my eyes weren't deceiving me and it was indeed a Pohang Steelers bus parked outside a Suwon City vs Daejeon Citizen game. In addition to "voyeur", it may also fit into a "cuckold/adultery" category especially as Pohang were playing Big Suwon several hundred miles away at the same time.

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby daeguowl » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:22 am

Gyongmaman wrote:Bit of a voyeur pic here but I was already inside the Suwon World Cup Stadium this afternoon and walking around the perimeter when I spotted this rather curious thing behind the North stand. It was some distance away but I pressed my phone up against the metal railing and put it on maximum zoom to reveal my eyes weren't deceiving me and it was indeed a Pohang Steelers bus parked outside a Suwon City vs Daejeon Citizen game. In addition to "voyeur", it may also fit into a "cuckold/adultery" category especially as Pohang were playing Big Suwon several hundred miles away at the same time.

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So it's the Ryan Giggs of buses then?

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby andyc24_uk » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:21 am

I'm a little nervous to post on here as it's my first time but I just have to tell someone... On my way back frim the Jeonbuk Motors game, I saw the Jeonju FC bus!!!!!!! Not our big shiny green one, the actual real K3 spectacular, complete with magpie badge and everything! It was parked up in a dimly lit back street, no doubt hoping to avoid attracting attention. Unfortunately I was riding a city bus at the time (bus slut that I am) so couldn't get a picture. Also it was in this weird suburb called Sogok-dong where nobody with white skin and round eyes ever ventures and I'm pretty sure they still chase foreigners off with pitchforks or turn them into kimchi or something, so I wasn't about to get off and grab a photo - but I saw it for real I tell ya!
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:46 pm

Hurrah, another convert to the bus porn cause!

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby SaintsCanada » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:22 pm

How do I post my picture from my phone? File is too big.
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