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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Martyrs Forever » Fri May 16, 2014 6:50 pm

Is this a job? Slogan thinker-upper? Job Description: Sit behind desk and every four years, assuming your country makes it to the World Cup, think up a shit slogan. End. I'm in!

Martyrs: Give us a push!

(Don't even get me started on some of those World Cup ones.)

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby koreanterp » Sat May 17, 2014 3:04 am

its like FM during the halftime team talk and the gaffer is telling you to "Go and have some fun today" or "Enjoy the match today"

I know Belgium's the favorite in the group but you can't come up with a better slogan? imbeciles

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Martyrs Forever » Sat May 17, 2014 11:00 am

Algeria: Where can we park the camel, mate?

Argentina: It was NEVER handball!

Australia: Socceroos: Aw...yeah...hey...what sport is this again, mate?

Belgium: No..no...north of France...no...not Holland...up a bit...no..not Germany..

Bosnia and Herzegovina: Two for the price of one!

Brazil: Brace Yourselves! This is going to hurt!

Cameroon: A lion remains a Lion....even after it is shot and hung on a wall at the French Ambassador's Official Residence.

Chile: Brrrrrrr!

Colombia: Here travels a nation...all high as kites!

Costa Rica: My passion is football, my strength is my people but, in reality, we're shit!

Côte d'Ivoire: Elephants charging towards Brazil...but we drowned when we realised how big the Atantic Ocean is.

Croatia: With Fire In Our Hearts, And Wind in our Bellies....where's the bog?

Ecuador: One Commitment, One Passion, Only One Heart, Eleven men sharing a heart? WTF?!

England: The Dream Of One Team, The Heartbeat Of Millions. Hang on. Another penalty shootout?! We're fucked!

France: Impossible that you cannot get a coffee and a cigarette in this fucking city at this time of day!

Germany: Everyone hates us but we're still going to be really efficient and win. This slogan is efficient too, nein?

Ghana: Black Stars: Here To Illuminate Brazil....yeah...we don't get it either...i mean, the stars are black, right? so how can they illuminate? even steve hawking is struggling with this...and he can get to the ground faster than we can...

Greece: Go Greece Lightning! Go Greece Lightning!

Honduras: It's near Nicaragua...yeah...the earthquake/CIA one.

Iran: We are not Iraq! FFS!

Italy: We don't know why we play in blue either

Japan: Samurai, Sushi, Sashimi, Suzuki, Some good cartoon porn...OK..now T...

Korea Republic: Enjoy it. It's going to be a short trip.

Mexico: Always united, Always aztecas, Always knocked out in the Second Round.

Netherlands: Orange! For Shuurre, itsh kind of crazshee!

Nigeria: My grandfather has escaped from our corrupt government with $10,000,000 and we just need a bank account to send it to....

Portugal: The past is history. And we'll never be that good again, so what's the point really.

Russia: No one can catch us. We were first in space! We're shit at football though.

Spain: Inside our hearts, four chambers. It's elementary science!

Switzerland: End Station: 13.07.2014 Maracana! Final Stop: 07-13-14 Maracana! Because...trains, yeah?! Swiss?! Yeah! Oh come on, the other guy said our defence is like our cheese - full of holes.

Uruguay: Three million dreams … three million pissed off people!

USA: When we throw it for a home run, you'll all be laughing your sorry asses off at us!

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby eujin » Sat May 17, 2014 5:49 pm

A couple of good ones I've heard recently;

Russia: Crimea river.
Germany: Feel the freedom of football (Fussball macht frei).

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby paquebot » Sun May 18, 2014 10:47 pm

Martyrs Forever wrote:Ghana: Black Stars: Here To Illuminate Brazil....yeah...we don't get it either...i mean, the stars are black, right? so how can they illuminate? even steve hawking is struggling with this...and he can get to the ground faster than we can...


I figured it was a reference to black lights and black light posters. You know what I'm talking about, right?

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Alex43 » Wed May 21, 2014 12:22 am

Martyrs Forever wrote:Algeria: Where can we park the camel, mate?

Argentina: It was NEVER handball!

Australia: Socceroos: Aw...yeah...hey...what sport is this again, mate?

Belgium: No..no...north of France...no...not Holland...up a bit...no..not Germany..

Bosnia and Herzegovina: Two for the price of one!

Brazil: Brace Yourselves! This is going to hurt!

Cameroon: A lion remains a Lion....even after it is shot and hung on a wall at the French Ambassador's Official Residence.

Chile: Brrrrrrr!

Colombia: Here travels a nation...all high as kites!

Costa Rica: My passion is football, my strength is my people but, in reality, we're shit!

Côte d'Ivoire: Elephants charging towards Brazil...but we drowned when we realised how big the Atantic Ocean is.

Croatia: With Fire In Our Hearts, And Wind in our Bellies....where's the bog?

Ecuador: One Commitment, One Passion, Only One Heart, Eleven men sharing a heart? WTF?!

England: The Dream Of One Team, The Heartbeat Of Millions. Hang on. Another penalty shootout?! We're fucked!

France: Impossible that you cannot get a coffee and a cigarette in this fucking city at this time of day!

Germany: Everyone hates us but we're still going to be really efficient and win. This slogan is efficient too, nein?

Ghana: Black Stars: Here To Illuminate Brazil....yeah...we don't get it either...i mean, the stars are black, right? so how can they illuminate? even steve hawking is struggling with this...and he can get to the ground faster than we can...

Greece: Go Greece Lightning! Go Greece Lightning!

Honduras: It's near Nicaragua...yeah...the earthquake/CIA one.

Iran: We are not Iraq! FFS!

Italy: We don't know why we play in blue either

Japan: Samurai, Sushi, Sashimi, Suzuki, Some good cartoon porn...OK..now T...

Korea Republic: Enjoy it. It's going to be a short trip.

Mexico: Always united, Always aztecas, Always knocked out in the Second Round.

Netherlands: Orange! For Shuurre, itsh kind of crazshee!

Nigeria: My grandfather has escaped from our corrupt government with $10,000,000 and we just need a bank account to send it to....

Portugal: The past is history. And we'll never be that good again, so what's the point really.

Russia: No one can catch us. We were first in space! We're shit at football though.

Spain: Inside our hearts, four chambers. It's elementary science!

Switzerland: End Station: 13.07.2014 Maracana! Final Stop: 07-13-14 Maracana! Because...trains, yeah?! Swiss?! Yeah! Oh come on, the other guy said our defence is like our cheese - full of holes.

Uruguay: Three million dreams … three million pissed off people!

USA: When we throw it for a home run, you'll all be laughing your sorry asses off at us!


enjoyed these much more!
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby andyc24_uk » Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:52 pm

I initially read Russia's as 'No-one can coach us'... Bit harsh on Hiddink, no?
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:43 pm

Explosions, fire, dramatic music, a magician... god bless the Germans. The bar has well and truly been raised in the bus porn stakes, the Ferrets have a lot to live up to when they unveil their new team bus:


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Re: Bus Porn

Postby OttoSilver » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:16 pm

Pfft! I saw the Suwon Women's team bus the other day. :smt109
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Alex43 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:40 am

OttoSilver wrote:Pfft! I saw the Suwon Women's team bus the other day. :smt109


i took a pic with it today :lol:
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Gyongmaman » Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:07 pm

The Suwon City bus outside Anyang on Sunday...

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And one from earlier this year - Goyang parking their bus inside the Bucheon stadium...

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:39 am

Careless from the Chelsea bus driver...

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Holyjoe » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:44 pm

The newly acquired Ferret bus, still to be done up in all its glory of course but I was worried for a while they weren't doing this whole Korean football club thing properly.
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Re: Bus Porn

Postby SteveW » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:26 pm

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Re: Bus Porn

Postby Sampo » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:53 pm

That second girl looks unhealthy. :(


Also, I will never not see the "V line" gesture as anything other than the 'eating a girl out' sign....


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